No, that's not some sick kinky sex thing.
My pretzels have fallen off the face of the planet.
My favorite snack in the entire world.
I can't find them ANYWHERE!!
They used to be on the checkout aisles at Wal Mart.
Not Wal Mart.
Not even online!!
Not even on the manufacturer's website!!!
I can't even find a picture for your viewing pleasure.
It's like they never existed.
It's as though my pretzels were a dream that lasted a few weeks, and then was ripped out of my head by a mean, mean person trying to steal every ounce of joy inside me.
It's a conspiracy I tell ya'.
HK Anderson Honey Mustard and Onion Pretzel Bites.
Where, oh WHERE have you gone?