Letters of Intent . . .

I have been waiting to do this for a while now - been saving up my LOI's for weeks!!
If you have a Letter of Intent that you've been waiting to write, hop over to visit Foursons and link up!

Dear 14 year old son:

I am aware of the changes you are going through. It's a rough time for all of us. For you, because of the confusion that is puberty, for Little Sister because she the recipent of the brunt of all your frustrations, and for us Grown Ups because we have to be mediators, referees, and sometimes "unfair". Know that over the next few years you will do some things that you will regret. We will say some things that we will regret. There will be fights, battles, and wars over issues like curfew, homework, and privacy. Also know that we WILL search your things when we feel the need, we WILL ground you when you deserve it, but also that we WILL love you forever and always be here for you.

P.S.
When you leave chocolate out, I WILL have to confiscate eat  it.
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Dear Sisters of Mine:

Thank you so much for being there for me and caring for me. You are my best friends and I love you more than words can say.
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Dear Other Drivers:

Please learn how to use the following:
Breaks
Blinkers
Stop signs
Lanes
Speed Limit signs

It will make me feel a whole lot safer,
Thanks
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Dear Six Year Old Daughter

Please refrain from screaming at me and slamming the door when you are upset. You are not 13 yet.
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Dear Three Year Old Son

When we take cookies, we eat them. If we do not want them we do not take them. Cookies are not for smashing into the floor or the couch. Neither or crackers. Or chips. Or grapes, raisins, cereal, scrambled eggs, or ham sandwiches.
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Dear 13 year old Daughter

No, you may not have a cell phone. We will further discuss this in three years.
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Love,
Jen aka Momma aka Crazy Lady (with a hat)